NEW MOVIES: March 26-April 1, 2026, “They Will Kill You,” “The AI Doc: or How I Became an Apocaloptimist,” “You’re Dating A Narcissist!,” “Forbidden Fruits”

THEY WILL KILL YOU

They Will Kill You is a 2026 American action-comedy-horror film directed by Kirill Sokolov and co-written by Alex Litvak. The film stars Zazie BeetzMyha’laPaterson JosephTom FeltonHeather Graham, and Patricia Arquette. Its plot follows an ex-convict who answers an ad to work as a housekeeper at a mysterious New York City high-rise, not realizing she is entering a community that has seen numerous disappearances over the years.

They Will Kill You is scheduled for release in the United States by Warner Bros. Pictures on March 27, 2026.

Premise

An ex-convict answers a help-wanted ad to be a housekeeper at the Virgil, a mysterious New York City high-rise, not realizing she is entering a community that has seen a number of disappearances over the years.

Cast

  • Zazie Beetz as Asia Reaves, an ex-convict looking for a new job.
  • Myha’la as Maria Reaves, Asia’s estranged sister, who is one of the maids who works at the Virgil.
  • Paterson Joseph
  • Tom Felton as Kevin, a member of the Satanic cult that inhabits the Virgil.
  • Heather Graham as Sharon, a friend of Kevin and one of the members of the Satanic cult in the Virgil.
  • Patricia Arquette as Lilith, the Irish superintendent at the Virgil, and the leader of the Satanic cult.

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THE AI DOC: OR HOW I BECAME AN APOCALOPTIMIST

The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist is a 2026 American documentary film directed by Daniel Roher and Charlie Tyrell. It is produced by the Academy Award-winning teams behind Everything Everywhere All at Once (Daniel Kwan and Jonathan Wang) and Navalny (Shane Boris and Diane Becker).

The film premiered at the Sundance Film Festival on January 27, 2026, and will be followed by a theatrical release in the United States on March 27, 2026, by Focus Features.

Premise

Told through the perspective of filmmaker Daniel Roher as he prepares to become a father, the film investigates the existential threats and potential promises of artificial intelligence. Roher conducts interviews with leading experts in the field to understand the world his child will inherit, balancing anxiety with “apocaloptimism.”[2]

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YOU’RE DATING A NARCISSIST!

You’re Dating a Narcissist! is a 2026 American comedy film written by Ann Marie Allison and Jenna Milly, directed by Allison, and starring Marisa Tomei.[1] It is Allison’s feature directorial debut.[2]

Cast

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FORBIDDEN FRUITS

Forbidden Fruits is a 2026 American comedy horror film starring Lili ReinhartLola TungVictoria PedrettiAlexandra ShippEmma Chamberlain, and Gabrielle Union. It is directed by Meredith Alloway from a screenplay she co-wrote with Lily Houghton, and is based on Houghton’s stage play Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die.

The film had its world premiere at the 2026 South by Southwest Film & TV Festival on March 16, 2026, before being released by Independent Film Company and Shudder on March 27, 2026.

Premise

Free Eden employee Apple secretly runs a witchy femme cult in the basement of the mall store after hours—with fellow “fruits” Cherry and Fig. But when new hire Pumpkin challenges their performative sisterhood, the women are forced to face their own poisons or succumb to a bloody fate.[2]

Cast

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